Toenails?

As I posted earlier, Josh and I went on a marriage retreat with the church. We were assigned a cabin with Nick and Becky Mirando. When finding out that we would be "bunking" with them, we were pretty excited because we knew they would be fun to be with. Well, we didn't realize how fun. Let me explain.

It started out like any morning. Josh was ready and he was waiting on me to finish my hair. Nick and Becky had just left when I was finally done. Walking into the living room, I noticed fingernail clippers and toenails right beside them sitting on the coffee table!

I looked at Josh and said, "That is disgusting! Did Becky see that?" He went on to tell me that she had to have seen it because she walked right past it. I argued with them saying, "There is NO way Becky saw that because if she did she would have made him clean that up!" We finally got in the truck and I kept thinking about how gross that was. I knew I wanted to tell Kristi and Chad, but thought I didn't want them to know that Nick was so "unsanitary".

Later that day, we went out to eat with Kristi, Chad, Bryan and Tara. While at the table, Josh happens to mention what we had found. They all laughed and Kristi said, "Please don't say anymore. I am trying to eat." Well, I went on to say that I wasn't sure if it was toenails because it kind of looked like skin that he had cut off his foot.

I ended up not thinking anything more about it until Becky asked me, "Did you see Nick's toenail clippings?" I was figuring she would say she was sorry and that he lived like a pig, but she began laughing. I then realize that we had been "punked". What looked like toenails were really coconut shavings! I couldn't believe they had pulled one over on us! We laughed for hours about the whole situation. They confessed of some other things they had thought about doing. (Baby Ruth in the jacuzzi, switching people in our house, etc...the list goes on.) They did put a personal lubricant box in the fridge, but we didn't see it, so I guess you could say that planned failed.
All in all, we hope that somehow we can get them back. So Becky and Nick...you better be ready. :)